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Who's Now

"Who's Now" was a daily series aired during SportsCenter throughout July 2007, in which viewers helped ESPN determine the ultimate sports star by considering both on-field success and off-field buzz. That's from Wikipedia and they have to be impartial. If you were to ask any sports fan, they would tell you that the series is one of the most patently contrived, idiotic nonsense to ever hit the airwaves. Most people instantly change the channel - to absolutely anything - when the theme music for the segment begins.
"Who's Now is so artificial, from concept to execution, that watching it is like chewing Styrofoam." - Newsweek
by Trendon August 6, 2007
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Look who's equivocating now

No the preference is not the same as the fetish because the fetish does not affect you (as I have not raped a single person) and the preference DOES affect me because you have fucked a fat cock instead of a baby dick. You have actively acted on the preference and I have not actively acted on the fetish.
Hym "So look who's equivocating now! Er- Wait... Is that equivocating? Doesn't matter. Your entire argument is you saying things are the same that aren't actually the same and then you acting on those not the same things and here I am. That is why you are doing this. You're retarded."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Who's the Affleck now?

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.
Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"
by microsleeper October 13, 2011
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Who's the Fag Now?

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.
at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"
by MP Crew March 14, 2010
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who's the neek now?

A phrase commmon place in South London neekish circles

To the question "who's the neek now?", the common answer is "Yes, it's still me"
Tom: "Who's the neek now?"
Tom: "Yes, it's still me"
by renmus August 10, 2006
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who's in the what now?

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.
Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?
by udm111 July 11, 2010
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
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