White Wine

Metaphor for cocaine

"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"

by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018

white wine

The teenage girl's kryptonite.

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

white wine rage

The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.

White wine rage includes: Drunken late night text messages that begin with "you are dead to me."

by Charlie22 July 30, 2012

white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009

white wine drinker

A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.

A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."

by El Doctor March 20, 2005

white wine werewolf

Woman who can't handle her drink and turns vile after one glass too many.

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead

by mac27 April 29, 2014