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Upper West Side White Woman 

A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."

white sidewalls 

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.
Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

sunny side up while diapers down 

phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.
I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side 

person speaking wayy to nice to you but they were just talking bad about you infront of your face without them knowing
she was just being too mean oh thats like look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side

Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014