From the end of August to the beginning of January when Starbucks is selling pumpkin spice and it is the perfect temperature outside for Ugg boots, North Face Jackets, and yoga pants.
Joe : What's with all the yoga pants and god damn Starbucks?
Mike : Man chillax. Its white girl season.
The time of year well known as autum when the leaves turn colour...or pumpkin spice makes its appearance. Typical white girls make there Starbucks trips in Lulu lemon leggings, ugg boots and will return with an assortment of pumpkin spice treats.
Watch out Tim tomorrow White girl season starts, that pumpkin spice shit is gonna poison the air
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