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White Mike 

a white male typically raised in black/urban environment, adores black women, despises and rejects anything caucasian including white women. Adored by black women. The only white guy at the party that everybody loves. Possibly a rapper or dj. Blacker than some of his black friends proving the "white" in White Mike is actually quite ironic. Fly ass dude.
White Mike gets more black girls than me.

White Mike is black, he's just real real lightskin.

White Mike knows all the bad bitches

White Mike 

Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white wife-beater and backwards ball cap. White Mikes love freeloading and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."
"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get free water from that pizza place?"

"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."

"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"

White Mike 

Anyone named Mike who deals/does cocaine.
Let's head over to White Mike's and get some coke.
White Mike by Packers Lounge May 24, 2013

White Mike 

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike
Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

White Mike 

A little white bitch.
White Mike by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021

Mike White 

An awesome person who has bad taste in political affairs and watches to much American Idol . Eats way to much Chocolate Chips and Cheese. Manorexic lol.
To Mike White is to vote republican in any election lol.
Mike White by Chelsea Daley January 17, 2009

whitelike 

To describe someone who isn't white do something that looks REALLY WHITE
Jerome was playing ball with his friends when all of the sudden he made a whitelike comment and suggested they leave and go play some ping pong instead.
whitelike by Wassupmydoods420 December 11, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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