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Whistleswitch 

Take one thumb, stick it in your mouth. Then take your other and stick it in your ass. When I blow a whistle, switch thumbs.
Can girls play whistleswitch?
Fuck no. Now go play some whistleswitch, Austin.
Whistleswitch by Redbrad February 9, 2012

pig whistles 

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.
Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
pig whistles by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Pig Whistles 

Heavy, cumbersome breasts that are so large they emit a high pitched squeal.
"Gianna Michaels pig whistles just nearly perforated my ear drums."
Pig Whistles by Horrence Bull August 26, 2013

Whistle ass 

A pompous, hypocritical liar. A derogatory name implying than an individual's words are nothing but intestinal gas. Related to the phrase, "....talking out of (one's)ass"
"Oh Bush, he's such a whistle ass." Sally Baron
Whistle ass by steve nordlander October 7, 2003

bells and whistles 

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better
If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

Whistle ass 

Name coined by Mrs. Sally Baron to describe President George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States
"Oh Bush, he's such a whistle ass." Sally Baron
Whistle ass by Steve Johns September 2, 2003