A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath
Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.
by jamkureogi November 19, 2018
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He is a hot ice cream and eats sexy kids when he sees them he lives in an ice cream van he makes ice cream out of kids he has a very wierd assistant and u just don’t wanna know anything else apart from that he is very dirty minded and inappropriate
Emma: if u don’t stop licking the dog I will call Mr Whippy

James: Oh no please I am to young to die 😭
by Whipster machine is a van November 10, 2018
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When a sixth-grader jiggles his ring finger around like a whip and snaps you in the ear.
Oh, man! Sean took mr whippy to my ear cause I accidentally shat in his lunchbox.
by Pat Dunn June 10, 2006
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when a regular old mate enjoying a sexual experience with midgets they appreciate taking turns shitting in his cunt
mississippi whippy fucked up
by midge101 July 1, 2010
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a genuine interest as to the health of a man's penis
hey ronnie, how's your whippy today - did the cream you bought off marketplace do the trick?
by templegate February 27, 2023
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