Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
by falsetokaiba December 18, 2019
The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.
by JesusLice December 15, 2009
when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
by Tony Oats December 4, 2006
A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.
by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021
Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin is a wheelchair piece because Robert Plant wrote it while in a wheelchair following his car accident
by dro5421 December 8, 2008
by litoboom2deeboom September 5, 2009
When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!
Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...
by Pickledick1985 June 14, 2017