wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.

"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2005

Wheelchair Buddy

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!

Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)

by The Christoph August 10, 2009

Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

by furiousness June 13, 2011

Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

by The Malteser. September 14, 2017

Wheelchair Robert

Code for getting a handjob. Taken from the legendary movie Project X.

"Dude I went to this strip club and some chick called Sugar totally gave me a Wheelchair Robert in the back!"

by fbhw4life March 15, 2015

wheelchair weed

Marijuana of such intense potency that it typically incapacitates its users, sending them into a state of mind-bending delirium.

John smoked some of that wheelchair weed and sat in his beanbag chair listening to Thermo surf rap for like three hours.

by XTreme Thermo Surf Rap Fan January 27, 2008

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014