wheat thins 

A Whole wheat snack made by heat compressing pure wheat into little flakes and salt is added to make it super delicious.

I love my wheat thins packaged with a hieroglyphics tshirt.

wheat thins by Not Harvey May 8, 2007

wheat thins 

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.

Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.

wheat thins by fuuon October 10, 2005

wheat thins 

baked snack crackers. these things are so good. deliciously baked, lightly sweet and nutty wheat taste.

wheat thins are good

wheat thins by i<3chris July 15, 2005

wheat thins 

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!

I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.

wheat thins by SRL September 26, 2004

wheat thins 

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.

to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"

wheat thins by shyddy December 5, 2011

Wheat thins 

Slang for for weed. Usually used when in the company of non-smokers. Allows said stoners to plan up coming events with out causing suspicion.

Stoner: Hey are we hangin out?
Pothead: Yeah do you want to have wheat thins?
stoner: Of course make sure you have a bowl.

Wheat thins by peek-A-boo123456789 October 17, 2008

Wheat Thins and Beer 

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

Wheat Thins and Beer by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005