Wheat Beans 

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

Wheat Beans by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

What The Beans!? 

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

What The Beans!? by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

What the beans by Aguymostproferably June 5, 2009

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

What in the no beans by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021

wheatbean

a silly name given to a silly person.
funny when it ryhmes

"your such a wheatbean"
"dean the wheatbean"

wheatbean by mosherrmayte November 9, 2008

What does a bean mean? 

What does a bean mean?

*silence*
WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN??

What does a bean mean? by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? 

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024