what the cheese 

an exclamation that can be humurous and serious at the same time

person one 'look at my penis'
person two 'what the cheese!??!?!'

what the cheese by mizzle gizzle October 21, 2003

what the cheese 

wigga wigga wigga wigga got me quefin

wigga 1: bro look at that wigga my wigga

wigga 2: for real what the cheese is he doing?

(hobo wigga dancing)
narrated wigga: the end

what the cheese by flyht February 1, 2020

What's the cheese? 

Similar to "What's the bobby?", although in a more cheese based situation

It's lunch time... What's the cheese?

What's the cheese? by bobby_friction May 9, 2006

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China 

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010

WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?! 

Is a newer term of "What the cheese"

Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?!

WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?! by crturner November 13, 2010