Whal 

we
have
a
laugh

oh 'whal' don't we?

Whal by whal March 27, 2012

Whal 

A clown who used to be good at duel links in 2018 and simps for mukuro. Needs his machines, fishes, or fiends to do shit in any matchup or else hes steaming dogshit. Also calls a lot of meta shifts for some creepy ass reason.

"whal needs to fucking play duel links again and kog"

Whal by The unweeaboo weeaboo June 28, 2021

Nar-Whal 

Ahhhh, the legendary Nar-Whal. This character was actually created by a JCCC artist who pictured it as a whale-like creature that had a giant unicorn-shaped "horn" at the front of its head, above its eyes. The "horn" is actually a very sensitive "feeling" organ that helps the creature to use it as a sixth sense to spot prey or danger by thrusting its "horn" upwards repeatedly like its about to jump, only to come crashing down violently and coming back up. Despite its bashful and friendly nature, when attacking or being under attack, its soft "horn" becomes a hardened shell of fury and has the force to cut a blue whale in half in a matter of seconds. Additionally, the creature can place its "horn" on an object or person and deduct its composition (what it's made of) or tell the very nature of a person. Legend has it that it most frequently appears when the world is out of balance and needs direction.

Captain: I have seen the Nar-Whal, me boi, but for the sake of yer life, don't provoke it.
Crew Member: Aye, sir.

Nar-Whal by Quarter Cent March 28, 2011

skinny whal 

An amazing person who is usually skinny and very tall who can embrace their inner whale

Lauren your the most beautiful skinny whale ever

skinny whal by Skinny whale January 5, 2017

The Pink Whale Challenge 

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.

Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

The Pink Whale Challenge by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.

Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale

Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013