Whaft shaft 

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

Whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

whaft shaft 

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

shaft the waft by Jack Barker January 5, 2008