whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003

whacks off

v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.

WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.."

WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".

by jesusmotherfuckinghchristonabicycle June 11, 2006

whacked off

to get high.

they got totally whacked off last night

by veggiebeef March 17, 2009

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

whack off

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

by Guy Mann December 28, 2004

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003