Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

by Hotrox December 20, 2006

Wet Wanda

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

by Nirkit! November 02, 2008

Wet Wanda

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...

My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Wet Wanda

Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”

“In midst of some serious foreplay with his girlfriend, he licked her nipple and gave him self a wet Wanda!

by KNDRX September 17, 2019

Wet Wanda

When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.

Richard: Hey, watch me Wet Wanda Sandra over there!
Jake: Lolk

by sadclowndisease January 05, 2011

Wet Wanda

Similar to a wet willie, but you insert the moist finger into someone’s nose instead of their ear.

That jerk just gave me a wet Wanda. He is always picking on me.

by Corn Pop April 13, 2020

Wet Wanda

When I woman uses her vagina juices to give someone a wet will.

(Female version of a sticky Stanley)

You want a wet Wanda!

by Dark quantum May 16, 2022