Westminster School

A prestigious, small Connecticut boarding school of about 400 students ranging from across the U. S. and the world. Its known for its unusually talented hockey and lacrosse teams who are motivated by hot anorexic bitches. Its superior to nearby school Avon Old Farms.

Westminster School rocks Avon's World.

Too bad they dont have any girls and have to stalk girls like the perverts they are.

Westminster School by Jesiupos1 March 13, 2010

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Westminster School

A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?

Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)

Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.

Westminster School by the West Minister October 4, 2008

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Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

Westminster School by uhsoka February 1, 2023

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Westminster school

The boarding school where the pretty girl to slightly attractive guy ratio is so horrendous that it’s a common occurrence to get played by ugly little boys (<5 “8)

- “Woah did you here that the hot Westminster school girl got cheated on by the local Avon kid at the tight and bright???”
-“yea she can do so much better”

There is no better though. There never is.

Westminster school by Newyorkcitygurl October 12, 2021

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Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

Westminster School by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

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Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

Westminster School by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

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