Hair between two halves of butt
oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner
by Yes bro June 5, 2020
Get the Timo Werner mug.
A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system
He has the Timo Werner Syndrome
by Zeddidah January 17, 2022
Get the Timo Werner Syndrome mug.
Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg mug.
A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
Get the Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner mug.
Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
Get the Christian Werner mug.
Damn son, look at that ass, he so thicc that his sister got a restraining order. Damn u just wanna lick him all over with his sexy ass belly.
oh yeah, Werner Peetershmmmm
by Scroll of Truth March 10, 2020
Get the werner peeters mug.