welder's bench 

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

walker's crisps 

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

walker's crisps by Nige December 21, 2004

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Walker's Law 

Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."

The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."

Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"

Joe - "Walker's law applies."

Walker's Law by strat81 January 16, 2009

welder's and brickstone 

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

welder's and brickstone by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

Welder's Gold 

The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.

While Jimmy was at the bathroom, he had Welder's Gold while peeing in the urinal.

Welder's Gold by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012

Johnny Walker's law 

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.

1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"

Johnny Walker's law by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009