Welfare Chimp

A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.

P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?

P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.

Welfare Chimp by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018

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Welfare Chimp

Peasants that require government assistance in all aspects of basic survival.

Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.

Welfare Chimp by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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