more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

Using a car battery as a power source for stick welding.

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

-noun
the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.