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Weighing of the Bacon 

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
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weighting 

The process of doing some other exercise in the gym while waiting for the person who is working out with the equipment you intend to use to finish.
Sweaty fat dude is on the leg curl machine again.. must commence to weighting.

I've been weighting forever for the curlbros to finish with the squat rack.
weighting by MohammedMudSlaP May 10, 2011

shake-weighting 

the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
shake-weighting by twink87 March 17, 2011

wrighting 

the creating of a wright (a skilled craftsman)
He is going through the wrighting process right now.
wrighting by Chance Carpenter August 31, 2008

weighing his options 

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.
Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

Weighting game 

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
Weighting game by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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