by mr_boatride July 08, 2010
an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.
by Donaldson November 15, 2003
The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
by DuffersDer July 03, 2019