watertown

A town, In south dakota that lacks things to do even though its population shows there should be.

"Yall wanna goto watertown?" The man asked, "THERES NOTHING TO DO THERE GOD PLEASE NO!!" Replied the hippies.

by Cfer November 16, 2004

Watertown, MA

A suburb of Boston filled with Armenian residents, places, stores... and more places with Armenians!

The oldest Armenian Language school is in Watertown, MA

by YourShadowedDestiny January 31, 2011

Watertown Wi

A town in southern wisconsin, mostly filled with wangsters and farmers.

Yo dawg, i fromizzle Watertown WI

by Kaiteruddy January 19, 2009

Watertown SD

The greatest and worst place on earth. At the same time you love it and at the same time you hate it. It's one extremely life changing place. If you were to live/live near Watertown SD you would be considered one of the most BA people ever to set foot on Earth. Entering the city limits is like being transported to a world of bacon and Dragon Ball Z. Many have visited and left with no soul because it remains trapped in the forsaken land of Watertown SD. The town is ultimately the sickest yet most certifiably insane location in the universe.

One time I went to Watertown SD and have never been the same since

by Piccolo69 March 28, 2011

watertown ny

watetown ny, located in between two major places canada and syracuse, used to be a place where nice white families would come a live. But now it's full of trap houses, meth heads, dirty homeless people and skanky white hoes. Watertown High school is full of stupid light skinned niggas who are unfaithful and think they can fuck anyone. So don't fuck any of them because you might catch something, also don't think you'll be ina faithful relationship with any of them because well... that'll just never happen. Also if you find your self at a party here once ina blue moon make sure not to take any acid or meth from one of the white crackhead crackers in the corner. Also basically no one grows up and does things with their life, they stay in this boring ass town like their parents did and restart the cycle again. Oh also all the seniors date freshman here and think it's okay.

"Hey before we fuck how many other boys have you had sex with"

"Uhh.. only 17 this week"
"Wow you're from watertown nyaren't you"

"Yeah how'd you know"

"...."

by imfromwatertownandihatemylife July 19, 2017

Watertown wagonmaster

-noun

1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.

William was whaling a walrus at Wal-Mart Wednesday when he wowed her with a wicked Watertown Wagonmaster.

by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010

Watertown Ny

Watertown NY located 30 south of the Canadian border and 1 hour north of Syracuse NY better known as the pimple of upstate NY where you seldom see amish buggies and military vehicles on the same road. Winters are very harsh which gives it the allusion of being free of mentally disturbed and homeless people as the fridged cold keeps them snug in there hud housing with free heap heating. The only place where you could be the mayer,have a radio talk show, own a bar and be investigated by the lottery commission all at the same time. Just a wonderful place if your down on your luck and don't mind crows and and the occasional smell of raw cow shit.

I done just got relocated to fort drum army base and them watertown girls sure do like african men.

Good to meet you John, where are you from? John; Oh I'm from Watertown NY. Stranger; Where the fuck is that?

by Quick1234 January 17, 2011