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Watertown NY located 30 south of the Canadian border and 1 hour north of Syracuse NY better known as the pimple of upstate NY where you seldom see amish buggies and military vehicles on the same road. Winters are very harsh which gives it the allusion of being free of mentally disturbed and homeless people as the fridged cold keeps them snug in there hud housing with free heap heating. The only place where you could be the mayer,have a radio talk show, own a bar and be investigated by the lottery commission all at the same time. Just a wonderful place if your down on your luck and don't mind crows and and the occasional smell of raw cow shit.
I done just got relocated to fort drum army base and them watertown girls sure do like african men.

Good to meet you John, where are you from? John; Oh I'm from Watertown NY. Stranger; Where the fuck is that?
by Quick1234 January 17, 2011
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