Watermelon Man
Watermelon Man by RealDL August 18, 2011
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Watermelon man by Tink💕 January 17, 2018
super watermelon man
super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.
Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
super watermelon man by Allison Gonzalesssssss April 26, 2014
The Phantom Watermelon Man
This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
The Phantom Watermelon Man by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
@watermelonmtndewfp
@watermelonmtndewfp is gay. he cannot be straight it’s not possible. he wants to be railed by hot men. exposed. now fart in my mouth. L🙁
‘i want men sex now hot’ - @ watermelonmtndewfp
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I want matzo balls rn hi max crumbly
‘@watermelonmtndewfp is totally gay’
‘i know right🤣🙏’
shut th
sus.?
M
I want matzo balls rn hi max crumbly
‘@watermelonmtndewfp is totally gay’
‘i know right🤣🙏’
@watermelonmtndewfp by p1xels August 4, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.