Watermelon man

A ideot that wears a watermelon shirt and pulls his pants down to show his tiny dick in class

Girl 1-look at nick he's suck a watermelon man

Girl 2-I agree with you 💯 %

by Tink💕 January 17, 2018

Watermelon Man

A man wearing half a watermelon on his head.

Herbie Hancock, Jean Paul Mallah, Tristyn Henderson, Watermelon Man.

by RealDL August 15, 2011

super watermelon man

super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.

Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.

by Allison Gonzalesssssss March 19, 2014

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023