Watermelon Man 

A man wearing half a watermelon on his head.

Herbie Hancock, Jean Paul Mallah, Tristyn Henderson, Watermelon Man.

Watermelon Man by RealDL August 18, 2011

Watermelon man 

A ideot that wears a watermelon shirt and pulls his pants down to show his tiny dick in class

Girl 1-look at nick he's suck a watermelon man

Girl 2-I agree with you 💯 %

Watermelon man by Tink💕 January 17, 2018

super watermelon man 

super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.

Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.

super watermelon man by Allison Gonzalesssssss April 26, 2014

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

The Phantom Watermelon Man by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

@watermelonmtndewfp 

@watermelonmtndewfp is gay. he cannot be straight it’s not possible. he wants to be railed by hot men. exposed. now fart in my mouth. L🙁

‘i want men sex now hot’ - @ watermelonmtndewfp
shut th
sus.?
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I want matzo balls rn hi max crumbly

‘@watermelonmtndewfp is totally gay’
‘i know right🤣🙏’

@watermelonmtndewfp by p1xels August 4, 2021