water skiing

A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.

This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies

by briantech September 29, 2005

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

on-sand water skiing

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

Waterskiing

When a couple is going through a large crowd. They won't let go of each others hand for THIRTY FRICKIN SECONDS, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.

Did you see Zach and Jillian? They won't break contact so theyre awkwardly waterskiing.

by efvaebaegfbgahdbgrhytgdfbnhtg November 5, 2011

Waterskiing

Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.

Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008