water test

The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.

In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"

Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"

This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.

by jusdndouglas March 6, 2013

water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

Test the Waters

When one attempts to find out if someone that they are into would date them / is interested in them.

Person 1: "I don't think she would be interested..."
Person 2: "Dude, Test the Waters!"

by jcrabmeatr June 9, 2019

Test the waters

The act of uncovering your nostrils after someone blows a hardcore fart where you in turn block your nose/mouth with a blanket.

"So does it still smell like rotten eggs and day old White Castle in here? I guess I'll test the waters."

by Chim Richels March 30, 2008

test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....

Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!

by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008