water test

The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.
In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"

Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"

This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.
by jusdndouglas March 06, 2013
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testing waters

SELLING MY SHIRT FOR 5 BUCKS OBO TESTING WATERS.
by J.x3 February 23, 2012
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water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
by Robby S. October 30, 2007
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