Water Fuck

Masturbating in a hot tub with an opened water bottle.
Works for both males and females.

Suzie and John were having fun in a hot tub water fucking, but they weren't doing it to each other.

by A very dirty bottle January 02, 2010

Water Fuck

Someone who frequently fucks in the water.

Children swim at this pool you water fuck.

by Urban Dictionary Cowboy April 25, 2010

water fucking

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

by Jilina September 22, 2005

water fucking

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.

lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.

by Zack Healy March 01, 2008

Water fucking

When you have sex in a body of water; most commonly in a hot tub or pool.

We agreed to do some water fucking at Joe's pool party.

by whatisittooeat December 09, 2019

fuck water

Any clear alcohol that can be used to get someone drunk enough for sex.

He Lenny, put some fuck water in that Kool-Aid.

by Nick Weismiller September 26, 2005

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 03, 2009