Washington Monument 

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"

Washington Monument by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Washington Monument 

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.

Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.

President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!

Washington Monument by BWSparked April 15, 2008

Washington Monument 

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.

Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.

Washington Monument by JD, esq. March 11, 2008

Washington monument 

a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance

Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for

person2- no why

person1-you dont want to

Washington monument by Pogoman January 20, 2008

Washington Monument 

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

Washington Monument by HibsMax February 5, 2009

Washington Monument 

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

Washington Monument by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Washington Monument 

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.

So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument

Washington Monument by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011