Warrenese

When your friend has slurred speech and typewritten jaw from partaking in too much alcohol and cocaine.

I don't understand the guy at the bar he is speaking warrenese.

by Valeriekc July 23, 2011

warrened

The act of proving something wrong with the simple phrase "I can find an article that says I'm right".

Montana: Hey Mr. Warren, I have 5 articles from BBC, ABC, NBC, and Fox News that says Bill Clinton didn't sell supercomputers to China.
Warren: Well, they're not right, I can find an article that says I'm right.
Other Student: Montana just got warrened the fuck out of.

by Annonymous Student April 13, 2007

Warrenist

One who follows the religion of Warrenism. World's second best religion, next to Nevillism in my opinion.

Ever since I became a Warrenist, I have this urge to work out 4 times a day.

by InDogWeTrust April 25, 2009

Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

Warrenism

The act of worshipping the almighty god himself, The Drury. To convert to Warrenism is the act of becoming a Warrenist. To convert, you must engrave the pec symbol onto your hands and read every Chuck Norris fact but substitute 'Chuck Norris' for 'Drury'.

Man #1: What made you convert to Warrenism?
Man #2: The power of pecs.

by Gerg Wilssain April 25, 2009

Warrenism

The act of taking a rather simple idea and making it so complex it becomes conveluted.

The amount of Warrenism in your poem analysis is unfathomable

by Meestr Wa wan January 21, 2009

warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014