Warp Speed Shit

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Warp Spider

A strain of weed found in Kansas and Missouri. It is a smooth and strong mental high. it is a very good strain of weed, like Moca Bud, and is commonly salad bowled with it too. If the two are combined, you get to enjoy the Time Machine

Where am i?!?!? that warp spider destroyed me... i am very high

by iheartkush November 20, 2010

Sunday Time Warp

That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.

Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.

"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"

by gargamel314 January 26, 2010

Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011