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Warp Speed Shit 

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.
Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
Warp Speed Shit by Evil McBain September 1, 2010
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warp speed 

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.
The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.
warp speed by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Take Picard to warp speed 

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
Take Picard to warp speed by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Warp Spider 

A strain of weed found in Kansas and Missouri. It is a smooth and strong mental high. it is a very good strain of weed, like Moca Bud, and is commonly salad bowled with it too. If the two are combined, you get to enjoy the Time Machine
Where am i?!?!? that warp spider destroyed me... i am very high
Warp Spider by iheartkush November 20, 2010

Warp Science

An umbrella term for any scientific inquiry that takes “warp” (distortion, folding, or reconfiguration of fundamental rules) as a core principle. Warp science includes warp physics, chemistry, biology, and their engineering applications, but also extends to social sciences (how institutions warp behavior), information science (data warp), and epistemology (how knowledge can be warped). It is less about faster‑than‑light travel and more about the general study of how systems can be transformed by non‑linear, topological, or recursive operations. Warp science is the discipline of understanding and engineering the bending of reality’s usual pathways.
Example: “His lab called itself ‘warp science’ because they studied how to fold machine learning models into lower dimensions without losing information—a warp of data space, not spacetime.”

Warp Sciences

The collective set of disciplines that study or apply warping principles across different domains: physics, chemistry, biology, geology, computing, epistemology, and even philosophy. Warp sciences share a common thread: they investigate how systems can be restructured, folded, or reconnected in ways that bypass ordinary sequential or local constraints. Unlike traditional sciences that assume a fixed background, warp sciences ask what becomes possible when the background itself can be warped. This includes both practical engineering (warp drives, folded circuits) and conceptual tools (warped logics, non‑well‑founded set theories).

Example: “The conference on warp sciences brought together physicists working on Alcubierre metrics, computer scientists designing non‑local data structures, and philosophers exploring paraconsistent logics—all united by the idea of folding the rules.”
Warp Science by Dumu The Void April 5, 2026

Sunday Time Warp 

That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.
Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.

"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"
Sunday Time Warp by gargamel314 January 26, 2010
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