The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
by Drew182 July 21, 2011
The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
by tom millhouse March 3, 2004
by Alien Lmaos September 27, 2010
An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.
Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
by wanker3 November 5, 2010
The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy
by Broham May 9, 2018