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Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
by Drew182 July 21, 2011
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1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass
1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking
by I'm Jack Cooper April 02, 2005
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Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...
"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
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too cause pleasure leading to an orgasm. sea cucumber stylie
hey lou babes,your wanking me just fine,stop worrying ;)
by leogets2007 September 22, 2006
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wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate
i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard
by bob December 12, 2003
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A guy who says he showers for at least one hour and in that one hour he pleasures himself.
Yo, Vlad, have you been showering for one hour?
Srry, I was wanking!
by wanking December 09, 2016
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