Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
by ayylmao3254 February 05, 2018
When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
by shiionmadii February 03, 2011
An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"
Mission complete.
Mission complete.
by Dortez October 28, 2007
A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
by emma sinclair November 04, 2016
When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
by 2pptoulchs February 11, 2018