The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
by Lakarian November 4, 2011
by SookyRottweiler November 27, 2013
a man who makes every woman fall head over heals in love with him, and he already has like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 other girl friends.
by james short March 14, 2007
He: "Hey Hun! What is wrong with you?"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
by angelonfire March 5, 2018
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
by Chevy Gurl July 10, 2011
Someone who seduces several girls and takes their virginity, thus turning them into a "woman," so to speak.
by The0ddest0ddity February 26, 2014
In real life or anywhere other than UD: Anyone with two x chromosomes. Should be treated equally to men, unless said woman does or says anything to deserve less.
On UD: Some are alright, but most seem to be beings that continuously cries that men are assholes, and only exist to put down women, yet authors several unrealistic definitions of ALL men's faults.
On UD: Some are alright, but most seem to be beings that continuously cries that men are assholes, and only exist to put down women, yet authors several unrealistic definitions of ALL men's faults.
by logicalthinker March 15, 2014