WIWJK 

Wish I were (was) joking – An abbreviation of that.

adj. Used when the truth is stranger than fiction.

Verb. It can also be used in revenge play to gaslight someone with a mix of truth and an insinuated lie.

Michael put a man in a coma for stepping on his sneakers. WIWJK but you know he be on that Demon TIme.

WIWJK by NYCandy June 9, 2020

Mattis Wijk 

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

Mattis Wijk by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021

wiwk 

Wish I Was Kniting.

An abbreviation of that.

Hmm... I wiwk right now...

wiwk by Nigel Niff The Fat Old Man January 7, 2014

wiwj 

WIWJ means "wish I was joking." It can be used as a tone tag or just an abbreviation.

Example 1: "I think I broke my arm. /wiwj"

Example 2: "Wiwj, but I'm pretty sure I just twisted my ankle."

wiwj by stariguess July 15, 2021

wwjkd

What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.

Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?

wwjkd by jerseytom August 4, 2008

WWJKD

What Would Jerry's Kids Do?

Tito: Man, I can't make a decision... Should I go to the spring formal and hook up with Stephanie, or just pay $50 for a lapdance at the "Pump n' Munch"? I wonder, WWJKD?

Mike: Yo dude, they'd drool a little, roll up on Stephanie, tap that, and then head for seconds at the Pump n' Munch with $100 they took from dat ho's wallet!

WWJKD by Dougmen May 21, 2009