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nina with me like a guard 

Friend: what’s that bulge in your shirt??

Doug: bro I keep that Nina with me like a guard!

Are you fucking with me 

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me
Are you fucking with me by jewelsd October 15, 2019

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

don't mess with me 

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
don't mess with me by EverPino1D January 16, 2016

Will you go out with me? 

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

Nina with me like a Guard 

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.
Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!