by orpheuspog February 24, 2021
"Hey Bob what is that song playing on you're radio."
"Oh that's just black rover but its a swing arrangement by Will Stetson."
"Oh that's just black rover but its a swing arrangement by Will Stetson."
by taisted August 26, 2020
An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.
Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!
by hard_to_handle December 12, 2007
Stetson is one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He's kind and caring and will always be there when you need a friend. He's a total flirt and will do anything to make anyone happy. He's a great baseball player and has goals for his life! He will do anything for his girl, anything to make her smile. He's respectful and works hard. A lot of girls try to be with him but he can't help that he's such an amazing person... he's humble and loving and super smart! He's tough and know how to protect himself and the ones he loves, but also has a sensitive side... and know that it's okay to cry. If you find yourself a Stetson you better hold on tight, he's so amazing and give you butterflies anytime he's around.
A: I met this guy he's so great! I can't imagine anyone better for me.
R: let me guess... his name is Stetson?
A: Yes! How'd you know?
R: wild guess😂
R: let me guess... his name is Stetson?
A: Yes! How'd you know?
R: wild guess😂
by Honest_definitions June 19, 2017
by Sir Winston ChurchHill August 22, 2006
The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.
by AuntieTATA August 24, 2005
I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.
by Stetsoned May 14, 2021