when in doubt

In the event of indecisiveness

When in doubt do, even if the odds floor rather than adore you.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

when in doubt whip it out

If you don't know what the fuck to do in a situation just drop your pants.

When in doubt whip it out got bobby tang from his lover.

by russia_almighty June 20, 2006

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

by Axking May 30, 2010

when in doubt, whip it out

"It" is referring to showing your male genitalia to a certain lady (or guy if that's what your into).

This is the common reply you give to your friend when he continues to complain whether a certain girl is into him or not.

It's the ultimate test. If the girl doesn't take bait or if she's about to charge you for harassment, proceed to walk out the door and move on.

Pete: Hey Billy, Sara gave me a wink yesterday, but sometimes she doesn't seem interested in me.
Billy: Bro, when in doubt, whip it out!

by Notorious NATE October 15, 2010

When in doubt, blame taul

Blaming someone who will take blame without an argument, or go along with something so you don't have to face the consequences of your actions.

Your friend that is funny to blame things on, your *taul*

*texting*
you - "hey baby wanna come over and get freaky?"
girl - "uhh nooo, are you serious?"
you - "sorry! that wasn't me, taul had my phone."
girl - "oh okay! what a weirdo!"

friend - "good save brother!"
you - "yeah man, when in doubt, blame taul."

by shanebabyfresh December 31, 2010

When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

when in doubt, whip it out

Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).

Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"

*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".

by awj_woody December 26, 2008