What the

shortcuts for What the hell! What the fuck!

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What the hell!

by Kevin Goh May 13, 2005

What the

An expression of surprise, or incomprehension.

Also see
What the hell
What the heck
What the fuck
WTF
What in Blue Blazes

As his slumbering mind was touched by the dawning rays of wakefulness, his first impression was of a mop of frizzy orange hair brushing his face. Awareness suddenly slapped him upside his head, not only was there was a person seated on his lap, but he was strapped inside a car sardine-can-packed with clowns, missiling towards a burning building. "What the!" he exclaimed.

by Chaz August 11, 2005

what the

another way of sayin' "what the fuck?"

Mr. Woicicki: "Ok, you guys, here's your homework for today."

Ben: "O, what the fizz, dizz?!!"

by Ben Cruz September 25, 2005

What the

Short for W-T-F or What the 'F'? Typically used in cases of extreme incomprehension. Also used with the other W words: Who, When, Why, & Where.

Dude, look, your wife is on TV!

What the..?

by Whotha July 11, 2006

What the

An exclamation of surprise towards a point that someone has made.

Moose: Siege is a proper dead game

Swifty: What the

2 minutes later

Swifty: Hey Mooz, wanna play F1?
Moose: No
Swifty: What the

by Artic_fox05 April 6, 2021

what the

Who cares...

what the fuheck is this?

by tony October 21, 2003

what the

what the.

Jez: Wake up or i’m gonna kill you.
Zay: What the

by bikini_killer831 November 17, 2023