W.W.J.T

Stands for WHAT WOULD JESUS TEXT? A phrase similar to WWJD but, when in a tough 'texting' situation it would be best to think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: Omg man check out this picture my girl just sent me! Im gonna go send her one back!

Guy #2: No man think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: WTF does that mean?

Guy #2: What Would Jesus Text bro?!

Guy #1: You know what man.. Your right.. I wont send one back.

by The KARV June 3, 2010

i.j.w.y.t.k.t.i.l.y.a.y.a.m.w.w.

I Just Want You To Know That I Love You, And You Are My Whole World

i.j.w.y.t.k.t.i.l.y.a.y.a.m.w.w.

by ThatKid61493 November 9, 2020

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e

I just want to be with her for all eternity

Yh I really like her. I.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e

by Definitionnnn September 13, 2020

I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S.

If I Die Before I Wake Just Know That I'm Sorry

My Life's been sh*t lately, I've hurt so many people, I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S..

by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream

Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!

by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022

K.F.J.T.W.

Kill Fu*ckin Jesus, Twat Waffle. An expression used when dealing with overzealous religious people.

Did you see those protesters from Westboro Babtist Chruch?

Yeah. K.F.J.T.W.

by HandsomeDan8282 May 20, 2013