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Vortexerix

Vortexerix is a time traveler from the 40's who chain smokes Chesterfield cigarettes
Vortexerix smokes Chesterfield
Vortexerix by CarbonationKing January 30, 2022

vortexas 

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.
My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.
vortexas by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

vortexas 

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.
I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.
vortexas by Gskala01 May 18, 2011

Vortexers 

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.
All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.
Vortexers by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015

VortexEM4 

dumbass bitch who doesn't know shit
Person 1: Hey, can you stfu?
VortexEM4: No bitch
VortexEM4 by VortexEM4 September 15, 2019
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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