Vongole 

Pronounced von-gol-ay: An expression of awesomeness.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Al? He took that girl home last night and tapped that ass right through till dawn!

Guy 2: Vongole!

Vongole by hantheman September 20, 2009

vongale

1. A sticky moist wound located just south of a girl's waistband.
2. A general expression of glee
3. Italian for clam
4. also see vongale redarsi.

Man I needs to get me some vongale tonight, I am sick as fuck of punching the clown, plus I think my wrist might be broken.

vongale by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003

Vongola X Decimo

A League of Legends player who always play Mordekaiser and solo farm a lane until level 10-11. He pushes like crazy and get ganked by the jungler most of the time. If he dies in his lane more than twice, he will feed for the rest of the game. His runes consist of Mpen, Health/level, health quint, and MR.

Oh man it's Vongola X Decimo, the purple siege minion player, someone queue dodge.

Vongola X Decimo by turtleiion April 8, 2011

Vangolee 

They may look unapproachable but if you get to know them they are sweet and kind, although they can be aggressive as fuck. They do have a great sense of manners and they are hot as fuck. They can get a bit of an asshole but it's okay, they apologize. it takes them a lot of time to answer the most simple questions because their minds are a bit burnt but it's kind of fun. Also they hate taperware. You want to be friends with a vangolee.

He's an asshole, he must be a vangolee.

Vangolee by Vangolee1212 November 21, 2021

Vangolee 

They may look unapproachable but if you get to know them they are sweet and kind, although they can be aggressive as fuck. They do have a great sense of manners and they are hot as fuck. They can get a bit of an asshole but it's okay, they apologize. it takes them a lot of time to answer the most simple questions because their minds are a bit burnt but it's kind of fun. Also they hate taperware. You want to be friends with a vangolee.

He's an asshole, he must be a Vangolee.

Vangolee by Vangolee1212 November 21, 2021

Vongoloide

Vongoloide (sostantivo/agg.)

Termine goliardico e ironico usato per descrivere una persona momentaneamente distratta, spaesata o lenta a comprendere una situazione, spesso con atteggiamento immobile e sguardo nel vuoto — un po’ come una vongola che osserva il mondo senza reagire.

Non indica una reale mancanza di intelligenza, ma viene utilizzato in modo scherzoso tra amici per sottolineare un momento di “crash mentale” o di totale disconnessione dalla realtà.

“Ti sto parlando da cinque minuti e tu niente… sei proprio un vongoloide oggi!”

Vongoloide by lenone_ February 17, 2026