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Voldemort Vivian 

A nasty bitch. She never showers, wears the same thing all summer, doesn't use soap when she washes her hands, wears makeup to bed and reapplies the next day saying it disappears, and sooo much more its concerning. Her mother made her like this so I don't blame her (yes I do). They both cause so much drama over petty things, and this girl ditches her 5 year BFF just to get a new one every 2 weeks. Also she wears the same Demon Slayer jacket/shirt every day its embarrassing. Honestly I don't think she washes it because she wears it EVERY day like actually. I wouldn't even be surprised because she wore the exact same outfit all summer long too.
Person A: "Oh look theres Voldemort Vivian! Yikes that outfit."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016