vitashi

A beautiful outgoing girl . Who is VERY attractive in look and in heart. She's the type of girl you'll regret losing. She's the type of girl to make you feel like you've got it all . She's worth every single moment of the day and night. Vitashi has that smile that makes you smile and it is very seductive , sexy . Vitashi is warm vitashi is light vitashi is love

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vitashi by Annonen March 17, 2017

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Vitaphilia

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.

Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}

Vitaphilia by O Tired One March 29, 2009