virgin mary 

A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.

Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.

virgin mary by Reparate Me September 17, 2006

virgin mary 

When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse

Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her

Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now

virgin mary by DaValora June 22, 2010

virgin mary 

Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.

the Virgin Mary is our blessed mother

virgin mary by poops July 11, 2005

virgin mary 

a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.

I really wanted a bloody mary, but I was driving, so I ordered a virgin mary.

virgin mary by Lipstick October 31, 2004

virgin mary 

The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.

Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.

virgin mary by cjob September 29, 2005

virgin mary 

My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.

There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.

virgin mary by Black Jesus March 28, 2005

virgin mary 

A sexual maneuver where a man looks at a woman and gets her pregnant.

You've got nine months, bitch, b/c I just gave you a virgin mary...

virgin mary by Thomas Sarni January 10, 2008