"after Vince Wilfork trucked Eli Manning his momentum was so great that he slid about another 4 feet on his stomach like a walrus."
by theNFLfan November 9, 2009
Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
by lilripsta January 28, 2009
Stage name of an absolutely magnificent physical specimen, male, American, ca. 25 y.o., whose persona is that of a muscular but not veiny boxer (prize-fighter) and who has appeared in a number of sexually explicit photo shoots and videos, often if not usually gay.
On first appearing in gay pornography ca. 2008, Ferelli maintained that he was only gay for pay. He has, however, bottomed in many of his gay sex videos. In the opinion of this writer, Ferelli can do anything he wishes except go away. His virility is beyond mere fashion.
On first appearing in gay pornography ca. 2008, Ferelli maintained that he was only gay for pay. He has, however, bottomed in many of his gay sex videos. In the opinion of this writer, Ferelli can do anything he wishes except go away. His virility is beyond mere fashion.
-- "Vince Ferelli is the quintessential 'Italian Stallion' -- forget about the others."
-- "I don't know whether to fight him or fuck him." Allegedly said by prize-fighter Jake LaMotta (played by Robert deNiro in Martin Scorcese's 1980 film RAGING BULL) regarding his upcoming bout with handsome French heavyweight Marcel Cerdan (late 1940s).
-- "I don't know whether to fight him or fuck him." Allegedly said by prize-fighter Jake LaMotta (played by Robert deNiro in Martin Scorcese's 1980 film RAGING BULL) regarding his upcoming bout with handsome French heavyweight Marcel Cerdan (late 1940s).
by al-in-chgo August 17, 2011
1.The Anti Christ of professional wrestling. Not to be confused with the Hitler of professional wrestling, Vince McMahon.
2. The reason World Championship Wrestling Sucked in late 1999 till its death in early 2001
3. The man who drove a stake through the heart of WCW at its peak with extremely shitty booking of matches thus, insuring complete victory for rival WWF (WWE today).He should be banished from ever being able to work in the professional wrestling industry.
4. The "black plague" or "cancer" in professional wrestling. Helped destroy WCW and is currently booking for TNA wrestling
2. The reason World Championship Wrestling Sucked in late 1999 till its death in early 2001
3. The man who drove a stake through the heart of WCW at its peak with extremely shitty booking of matches thus, insuring complete victory for rival WWF (WWE today).He should be banished from ever being able to work in the professional wrestling industry.
4. The "black plague" or "cancer" in professional wrestling. Helped destroy WCW and is currently booking for TNA wrestling
Gary: dude, why is Hulk Hogan feuding with Billy Kidman. That makes no sense and sucks balls.
Randy: Well, Vince Russo is the booker for WCW, so thank him.
Ron: Why the fuck is Jeff Jarret the WCW world champion? He is one of the worst wrestlers ever and has less wrestling ability than a nitro girl.
Jeremy: because Vince Russo is the booker of WCW. He is notorious for booking such shitty programming.
Will: TNA can do alot better. some matches are good, but some make no sense and suck ass. They need to up there game to compete with the dictatorship of WWE.
Carlton: Well Will, TNA has a cancer in Vince Russo and unless they fire him, TNA will not beable to elevate. even if Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are now there.
Randy: Well, Vince Russo is the booker for WCW, so thank him.
Ron: Why the fuck is Jeff Jarret the WCW world champion? He is one of the worst wrestlers ever and has less wrestling ability than a nitro girl.
Jeremy: because Vince Russo is the booker of WCW. He is notorious for booking such shitty programming.
Will: TNA can do alot better. some matches are good, but some make no sense and suck ass. They need to up there game to compete with the dictatorship of WWE.
Carlton: Well Will, TNA has a cancer in Vince Russo and unless they fire him, TNA will not beable to elevate. even if Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are now there.
by WCW/nWo fan 4 Life November 15, 2009
A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.
by DarkPrincess128 July 7, 2009
Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
by KoolAidKidForYouToDrink February 28, 2018
noun
Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'
Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').
While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').
Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)
Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.
#PrayForWrestling
Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'
Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').
While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').
Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)
Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.
#PrayForWrestling
"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"
- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
by MatMatMattyMatMat April 9, 2019