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When you are left in a tough decision where one choice is as equally bad as the other.
My mother left me with the choice of doing dishes or cleaning my room. I've been Vietnam'd!
Vietnam'd by AP23 May 5, 2011
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Vietnam day 

A day when everything you try to do is difficult, time consuming and complicated.

The most simple tasks and needs are made extremely frustrating and stressful by the behavior and actions of people around you.
Friend: Hey, you look totally spent, what happened?

Victim: Well, it all started this morning ... *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* ... that is why I am late and that is why I did not bring any beers.

Friend: Wow, sounds like a typical Vietnam day to me.
Vietnam day by Africa Asia Europa December 24, 2009

vietnam drinking game

A drinking game (a variation of beer pong) modeled after the America Involvement in Vietnam. Two players set up cups filled with an alcoholic drink. The American side sets up many cups in an orderly fashion while the Vietnamese side sets up there cups in a random disorienting fashion. When a ball goes into an american cup, the cup is drunken and replace with another cup. When a Vietnamese cup is hit, it is drunken and then not replaced. The Vietnamese lose when all of the cups are gone. The Americans can replace all of their hit cups indefinitely, and can only lose when they give up.
Jon and mike played the vietnam drinking game last night, Jon went through a full case of beer before he gave up that debacal .

Vietnam Crop Dusting 

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
Vietnam Crop Dusting by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

Vietnam corn dog 

Sticking you penis in your own asshole
Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: eew bro gross

Person 3: same

Vietnam corn dog 

Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: nice so did I

Vietnam hot-drop 

A multi-stage sex position that start with helicoptering your penis, you than let your partner in crime bounce on your member until your at your edge, your partner than gets off and you begin helicoptering your penis again, while swingin' yo thang blow your load as you start to get flacid and exclaim "we're going down"
Me and my ex did the Vietnam hot-drop, her grandpa had flashbacks
Vietnam hot-drop by Daddy332769 July 17, 2025
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