Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.
All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.
*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*
All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.
*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*
Sam: I hate being short sometimes
Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.
Sam: … stfu
Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.
Sam: … stfu
by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021
by wickers February 13, 2008
When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.
Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.
by TehDrake April 15, 2011
by amypercy April 13, 2020
Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.
by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019